Everything is a lot.

Editor's noteA big, heavy frog to lie on your chest while the news is on. Marketed to kids. Adults also have chests.

Editor's noteA glowing duck lying flat on its face. Relatable. Mostly a night light, partly a mood.

Editor's noteA whole book arguing for doing less. Read it slowly, out of respect.

Editor's noteA plush cat in loaf position. Arms tucked in, nothing planned. Weekend goals.

Editor's noteNever needs walking. Has never once been disappointed in you.

Editor's noteA hedgehog who's fine with it. There's a lesson there.

Editor's noteSocks rolled up like maki, in a takeout box. Warm feet, confusing gift.

Editor's noteCompressed into a tiny tablet. Hopefully you'll never need them. But what if.

Editor's noteA banana that takes calls. Plugs into your phone. Raffi would be happy.

Editor's noteYou're a shark now. Sharks don't answer email.

Editor's noteA small manatee floats in your tea and makes it tea. It is hard to stay angry near a manatee.

Editor's noteIt's a unicorn, in a can. No one can explain it. Somebody made it anyway, and here we are.

Editor's noteFor when everyone needs something from you. They can wait. There's a system now.

Editor's notePress the button and it plays “womp womp.” For meetings, emails, and the general direction of things.

Editor's noteA small sand garden with a turtle in it. Rake the sand. Move the turtle. Do not check your email.

Editor's noteA shelf across the tub for a book, a drink and the illusion of having your life together.

Editor's noteElectricity, but make it a hug. Has an auto shut-off, which is more than most of us have.

Editor's noteBlocks out light and, for a few hours, everything else. Comes in a two-pack, for you and whoever else is tired.

Editor's noteA very small vacuum for very small crumbs. Deeply satisfying out of all proportion to the job.

Editor's noteFour small geese to sit on your monitor and supervise. They will not help with the spreadsheet. They will watch.

I am so happy to receive my new friend

he's perfect! considering getting him a buddy.

Everyone I know is getting an ESP for Christmas this year!

Super cute! He is sitting at my desk at work

I would have 50 more of them sitting all around my house

Perfect trinket to fit in my printer tray.